My Boyfriend is a Dr. and the hubby don't mind.

Meet my Boyfriend... Dr. Pepper.

When I'm down he always picks me up. He's the best. So I'm drinking one right now... cause I've had a rough day. I was going to post this whole depressing thing about what a horrible mom I am because

1. I forgot to pick my daughter up from school on the VERY LAST DAY. 

2. While I was ranting and raving to a friend (just venting) my daughter went and grabbed my crazy pills out of my purse and brought them to me.

3. I had a conversation this morning that went a little like this...

Mad-dog: Mama, are you tired from your medicine?

Me: Yes.

Mad-dog: Then maybe don't take your medicine. Then you won't be tired and can play with me.

Me: But if I don't, then I'll be crazy.

Mad-dog: Oh, Okay.

So, feeling like the worst mother in the world... I posted to facebook and then this happened...

Keaven 

3 hours ago near Nashville · 

• This is an awful start to the summer... I need to go back to this morning and start everything all over.

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      Heather Ice cream + automatic do-over! Apply generously!! ;P

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      Melissa  
      

      Hell no gurl! U just need a new perspective on the whole thang! Youve just got a spark of crazy in ya (ya...i called ya CRAZY). And a spark of crazy is a coolass thang to possess!! Its yours! Own it! And your daughters will be proud as hell of their cool-ass-crazy-mama! They'll be tweenagers and all "eff ya! Thats my mama! Tha crazy woman over there!" And youll be all "ya...thats my girls..and they have a sweet reverence and respect for their mamas special brand of crazy." Its all good. And your girls love it cuz your their mom and u have a crazy special spunk. And its just part of your style to forget to pick them up from school every now and then. So what? It reminds them of your crazy, and deep down they love and appreciate their crazy ass momma! They wouldnt trade u for any perfect-molly-mormon-mama in the world! U are their mama! Their perfectly crazy mama! And forgetting to pick them up from school on occasion is simply a sweet testimony to that fact! :)

      
      

      Love u lil sis!!!! Muah!

      
      

      59 minutes ago via mobile ·  ·  1
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      Keaven Thanks Sis! I needed that. ;) Makes me feel kinda awesome!

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      Melissa  u are kinda effin AwEsOmE!!

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      Keaven  U are too!

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      Melissa hell ya. we rock. and occasionally forget we have children. :)

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      Heather Ha - just notice I put a + instead of =, so my comment made even less sense...applying ice cream liberally = an automatic do over! And makes for an awesome day anytime you're just not feelin' it. ;p But I agree with Melissa - I noticed your awesomeness immediately - why else would I have been saving a seat for you without ever having met you? ;P

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      Keaven  LOL.

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      Keaven  Heather, it was meant to be. And Sis... I adore you whole big tons of massive heapfuls of bunches.

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      Melissa and yer Heather chik friend is crazy awesome rockin too!!! ;)

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      Keaven Sis, Heather is the one who saved my seat on the front row of the Bloggess's book signing thing. She didn't even know she was saving it for me! So hell yes... She is awesome rockin.

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      Heather ‎;p

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      Melissa  yessss. we awesome crazy people have a telepathetic sync that makes us do special crazy stuff for people we ve never even met before but we are somehow aware of enough to know one another to the point that we save each other seats before we ve even met. We're all cool like that.

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Now I feel a million times better. I feel like I kick ass. Melissa is my older sister. She rocks and rocks HARD. Heather is the amazing woman who didn't know she was saving a seat for me when I went to Atlanta to see Jenny Lawson at her book signing.  You can read about that HERE

I am surrounded by wonderful people who understand and love me. And now, with my boyfriend in my hand and a frosted rice krispy treat in the other, My day is a million times better. Thank you to all you crazy people like me out there. I adore you... even if I don't know you yet!